World's Fastest Health Clinic
Some companies pride themselves on how fast their hearing testing is, but none can touch us. We aren’t entirely sure if this is a moment of genius or madness born out of spending way too long trundling along motorways, but on 25th May we are going for the record of ‘World’s Fastest Health Clinic’. In no way will this end badly at all.
We will be heading off in the newest audiometry unit to Germany and the Nurburgring where will be taking the van around the Nordschleife, the proper old 12.9 mile Formula 1 track which Jackie Steward nicknamed ‘The Green Hell’.
We will be setting the lap record for the ‘fastest lap by a mobile health clinic’, a hotly contested category and one which we confidently predict will soon expand to become the pinnacle of motorsport.
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